And?
PEER PRESSURE.
But srsly, plz? XD
And?
PEER PRESSURE.
But srsly, plz? XD
… Yup.
(Source: sinkmyanchors, via sophieasweetheart)
I want one of these.
(It’d totally just make clones of my favourite men. Yes, “favourite” men”.)
I’d just make clones of myself…
I agree with Charlie. I’d just make clones of him ;D
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Oooohhhhhhhhhhh YES! ;D
This is troublesome.
My friend and I got compared to Mike and Sully the other day. I was Mike, naturally, and my pal Harry (whose 6’6” at least and built like a brick shit house) was Sully.
(Source: partiesandbullshiit, via asylum-countess)
My face, as requested by Julia. It’s a heat wave here, stop judging me.
| Teacher: | Yes, it was so sad, I just got a knock on the door and the postman informed me that he'd ran her over with his van... |
| Le Rest of Class: | Awwwww |
| Me: | How ironic... Florence was killed by a machine... *Slight Chuckle* |
| Le Rest of Class: | *Le Blank Stares* |
| Me: | ... Seriously? Florence + the Machine? Anyone?! |
| Le Rest of Class: | *Awkwardly Shuffles* |
| Me: | MY GENIUS IS WASTED UPON ALL OF YOU! |
| Mother: | Cor, blimey, look at that glare! It's hurting my eyes! |
| Me: | I know, it's like the road's being directed by J.J. Abrams! |
| Both Parents: | *Le Silence* |
| Me: | ... You know... Because of his lens flare? |
| Both Parents: | *Le More Silence* |
| Me: | MY GENIUS IS WASTED ON YOU! |
(Source: ffprincess, via sweetsacrifice1224)
Conversing with Calvin in caps locks.
We’re not ragey, we’re passionate.
Accurate.